FIVE RULES FOR ALL MALES TO HAVE A HAPPY LIFE

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, is a good cook, cleans and has a well paid job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh and laughs at your jokes.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.

p/s : just read it and you don't have to leave a comment about my grammar and it is ridiculous to comment about my pronunciation.